December 2010
12 posts
Things I Learned About Myself Today:
I have an irrational anger towards not being able to have dessert or not being able to go out for breakfast. The irrational anger then turns into a migraine. The irrational anger migraine makes me be mean to people I like.
Dec 18th
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DAILY REVELATIONS WITH AJ
“Sometimes, I feel like Ryan Reynolds is just one rung of the ladder above Dane Cook. He is attractive and muscluar; Dane Cook is not. But let’s be real and never forget: VAN FUCKING WILDER. SEMEN ECLAIRS. SEMEN. E. CLAIRS.”
Dec 14th
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Thanks for reading my liveblog of these idiot...
I hope we are all still friends after this. ~pic unrelated
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
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Now, they are talking about a woman that just went...
They were questioning whether or not she was an actual woman…but idiot girl #2 turned around and looked at me….. SHE QUESTIONED. IF. I WAS A FEMALE.
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
HIS. TIGER. WASN'T. SMILING.
HIS. TIGER. WASN’T. SMILING. HIS. TIGER. WASN’T. SMILING.
Dec 7th
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The idiot high school girls are now talking about...
Idiot girl #1: I have a secret.
Idiot girl #2: Okay.
Idiot girl #1: I am Miley Cyrus.
Idiot girl #2: *laughs hysterically* Do you, like, want to move to a different table where, like, people are not around?
Idiot girl #1: I'll use code words. We totally did it. But there was problems. Let's say....his tiger wasn't smiling.
Dec 7th
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“I know about Spanish projects. I have made plenty of Spanish projects. I am,...”
– Some idiot high school who is sitting near me.
Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
Dec 5th
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The prophecy has come true.
A couple of days ago, Nick and I bought our mutual Trentmas gift of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. DREAMS. DO. COME. TRUE.
Dec 2nd