mykicks:

Always and forever

NEVER FORGET.

I found this book in the librarian-less library.

I made this mural today when I volunteered at a school in Detroit. I also helped organize books for the librarian-less library. I felt pretty good about volunteering and I honored Martin by having a day on, not a day off.

However, the most important thing that happened today was that I got a free shirt.

sawyerclementine:

Bitch please.

I just looked at this picture for ten minutes and laughed so hard I snorted.

Nick: I can’t bring her because she is too special. I was thinking of my boonie cover from Iraq.

Me: Sooooo not a picture of meeeeeeee?

Nick: I think more people would be interested in the boonie cover….

Me:

THESE PEOPLE ARE THE WORST.

I can’t even fathom being this brain washed. Good luck, kiddos. I hope God can save your vagina after shitting out kids.

12 Days of Trentmas:

God Given, Y34RZ3r0r3mix3d

thedailywhat:

Celebrity Sighting of the Day: Daniel Day-Lewis was spotted today in Richmond, Virginia’s Arcadia restaurant in character as Abraham Lincoln.

Day-Lewis is set to play the Great Emancipator in a 2012 biopic being directed by Steven Spielberg.

According to one snoop, Day-Lewis has apparently been in character since March, and is so committed to the role that “[h]is real name doesn’t even appear on the call sheet.”

[@uvamichael / richmond.]

(via mykicks)

Me: Nick! Tonight. Me. You aaaaannnddd J. Edgar. It’s a date.

Nick:

Christmas is about Santa, cookies, and doing whatever you can to get as many presents as possible. It has nothing to do with a Jewish carpenter who wasn’t born in December.

Lock it up.

insert hilarious bitchy face gif here

annajeanius:

Yesterday, I:

- Tried at 11am to eat lunch at a restaurant that does not open until 11:30.

- Had to go to the head of the IT Department to explain that I broke my company-issued laptop whilst searching for pictures of Zac Efron dressed as Lieutenant Jim Dangle for Halloween to show a colleague.

- Dropped my burrito bowl from Chipotle on the floor, spilling half of its contents onto a surely dog-hair-covered carpet.

I am the most upset about the burritos bowl.